Why thank you, I really needed the LOVE OF THE LARD IN MAH LIFE!
NOW I SHALL GO AND REPENT FOR ALL MY BUTTSECKSING AND GIRLSECKINGS WAYS BY WATCHING 24 HOURS STRAIGHT OF LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE AND SEVENTH HEAVEN. HALLUELUJAH! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.
*/snark*
I now direct you to my icon.