Jyuu (jyuufish) wrote,
Jyuu
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~And we're all gonna party like it's 1999.. *I love outdated new years song*~

hyujin's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 7% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 08:41:11 AM

Ended : 02nd January 2006 01:52:24 AM
Alco Money! : $ 186

Guests of Honour

laralie is a lethargic Hindu and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. laralie drank 6 Tequilas, 1 Red Wine, 1 Goldschlager.
hyujin is a stable Agnostic and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. hyujin drank 3 Poteens, 1 Sambucca, 1 Aftershock, 2 Champagnes.
usagipon is a constipated Muslim. usagipon drank 9 Aftershocks.
hemlocke is a sexually repressed Liberal Christian. hemlocke decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
icehacker is a desponent Hindu and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. icehacker drank 1 Pernod, 13 Red Wines.
mashumaro is a bummed out Agnostic. mashumaro drank 7 Mint Juleps, 6 Coffee Liqueurs, 5 Kahluas, 1 Pilsner.
sam_chan is an up-tight Fundementalist Christian. sam_chan decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
purklesuu is a loathsome Fundementalist Christian and an overweight, boozed up - spadehead. purklesuu decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
darth_gigee is a schizophrenic Fundementalist Christian and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. darth_gigee decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

Sick!

A word of warning never EVER use hyujin's toilet. You'll see what I mean when you get in there! My god the vomit!

Lovers

No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like sam_chan has found an eternal soulmate in hyujin. Oh the romance!

The Drunkest

Here mashumaro mate!! This substance is water. It doesnt have the best taste, but if you drunk more of it you wouldnt be so ratarsed all the time.

Random Events

In what can only be described as a historic revelation, mashumaro informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix

laralie admitted that they openly stole from the poor. they went on to explain that
they used this money to fuel their addiction to cough medicine.

mashumaro's irrational fear of toasters stems from an incident where their father jammed his manly adapter in the bread slot. Being an evil bastard usagipon chased mashumaro around the house with one all night!


Happy New Year!

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mashumaro seemed to have gotten ALL the hype at my New Years Party it seems *snickers* I loved the fact that she informed everyone that Santa and Sodomy do not mix. *sporfles*
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