2.) Jin Uzuki (Xenosaga)
3.) Citan Uzuki (Xenogears)
4.) Kiros Seagill (FF8)
5.) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
6.) Oriya Mibu (YnM)
7.) Iruka Umino (Naruto)
8.) Tatsumi Seichirou (YnM)
9.) Franz de Epinay (Gankutsou)
10.) Midori Ricdeau (Xenogears)
11.) Yui Uzuki (Xenogears)
12.) Soubi (Loveless)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
You know, I don't care HOW badass Oriya is. Yui would EAT him for dinner and spit out his bones. I don't think he would survive the mating ritual. *snickers*
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kiros is so hot that he is like number 2 on my fuck list.. RIGHT after Sigurd! *cackles*
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
There would be hot glasses-wearing bishouenen running around. WHO CARE IF IT DEFIES LOGIC AND GENETICS. GIVE ME THE SHOTA-BOYS WITH GLASSES!
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, because I have not read any fics with Franz. Though if you really want some fics, try to scrounge up some over at gankutsou.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I think that Jin and Oriya would kill each other. Oriya is like Glam!Hyu.. and we all know how Glam!Hyu and Jin get along. It would be purely a brotherly thing if anything. With Jin saying stuff to make Oriya twitch and Oriya wanting to run Jin through with his brotherly sword.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Mmmm I think that Remus would be better with Franz. Midori does not really -like- men. Though Remus -could- have a chance since he is very Uzuki in behavior. (all he needs is the glasses >.>)
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well first of all my Jin muse said he'd do Soubi.. and Iruka. Well I can see there would be ALOT of nosebleeding going on. I think I would have to send in a S.W.A.T team with mops.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Oh gods DO I HAVE TO. I have two VERY twitchy muses eyeing me right now. Citan and Midori both going.. "you had better not.."
But oh hell.
Citan decides that he is in love with his -daughter- Midori, (and of course that is why she hates him so much in Perfect Works.) So slowly Father and Daughter try to come to terms with the fact that her father has a LOLICONINCEST FETISH.
I just got kicked. *ouches*
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I'd read it. I might get punted by a few muses.. but hey... it's the glasses yo!
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Payback's a bitch when you read porn all the time"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
The time that Kiros found out that he could impersonate Sigurd by dying his hair white and donning blue contacts. In fact Jin is suggesting that Kiros try. Oops there goes Jin running from Kiros's katals. EVERYBODY SAY GOODBYE JIN!
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Absolutely.. because you know I have alot of Kakashi / Iruka people on my FList.. and there is the odd people that can see Iruka/Gai
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
YES! reynardfox who happens to be the only 'known' Yui/Citan shipper in my friend's list.. though most of my Citan/Fei and Hyuga/Sigurd friends can see and support it along with me. However I insist that Yui wears the strap-on in that relationship. I cannot see Yui laying down and taking it from ANYONE. Including Citan.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
uzukisaru once drew me a picture of Yui in a playboy bunny outfit.. and Midori in a regular rabbit outfit. Cutest thing EVER. The way to my heart is through my Uzuki.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Jin/Kiros/Remus. Now there would be a very large argument between Kiros and Jin over who would top.. and whoops there Jin is running again. Running away from Kiros and his LARGE!COCK(tm) (Can't argue with Kiros.. >.> )
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I don't think she is a screamer. She might pant quietly though..
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Shadows on Your Side by Duran Duran.. because I can really see a songfic like that to Tatsumi: The SHADOW MASTER.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Beware of Falling Divas.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Same last name? It's not incest if we are from different games..." Though not like that line would actually -work- or anything.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A few months ago when I was sharing my favorite Remus/Sirius archives with shuufish
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Well he really digs bondage. But being tied down, but rather doing the tying. You know this goes over well with Muraki.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I think she would.. perhaps sober. I mean who wouldn't shag Franz.. he's just so damn LOYAL. Yui in fact might have to tie him up or something.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Man, I think they would both be trying to figure out who did..but then I think that Citan would come around and top Iruka, if only for the fact that Citan does not have the capacity to make Iruka mad enough to top like Kakashi does.
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Three and finds true love with Five.
So, rewriting it correctly:
Hyuga and Franz are in a happy relationship until Franz suddenly runs off with Kiros. Hyuga, broken-hearted has a hot one-night stand with Yui Uzuki and a brief unhappy affair with Soubi then follows the wise advice of Citan and finds true love with Remus Lupin.
OH MY BRAIN! *dies*
What title would you give this fic?
Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Everyone, because if I wrote something that cracky, they would love me forever!
Name one person who should write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I think it would be an incredibly boring pairing.