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"Cause I'll be lighting fires for you.."

~I'm there in the Light when you need me~


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~Funny stuff: If Nia Started Her Own Band~
Zoicite☆For all I carry are murdered
jyuufish







By limitedbythesky

Sea and Fire Stats


Formed: 28th June 2005
Split: 25th September 2009
Best Album: 'Panga Adept' 5/10 in the NME
Best Single: 'Machetes Mags' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 8th October 2005.)
Records Sold: 299,196 in total (156,304 albums, 142,892 singles).
Reputation: Regional
Groupies: siggy_warrit has some serious hygeine issues. Firstly their fingernails are as black as night. Secondly they smell like the combination of an open sewer and a variety of diseased zoo animals. sporflefruit is strangely fixated siggy_warrit.
OtherSea and Fire were denied access to perform 'Eiders Goodish Dattos' on BBC1's Top of the Pops in case it sparked a riot. It really was that bad



Sea and Fire Member Profiles

fennin



fennin sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten.

darknightrain



During live performances by the Sea and Fire, the sound engineer has to turn darknightrain down below the backing vocals to stop the group as a whole from surrounding overly horrendous.
sporflefruit


sporflefruit insists on using their thumb instead of their fingers to hit frets, which means that they tweak out a startling 10 notes a minute.
teh_mina



teh_mina's manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.
mishakel7



mishakel7 posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them.

Single Releases


# Title Date
21 Garigue Sapotas Bunny Cagefuls Thermion Inherent Aug 2005
11 Machetes Mags Oct 2005
17 Rumoring Lifeways Nov 2005
18 Diethers Dec 2005
25 Eiders Goodish Dattos Nov 2006
35 Anes Dornock Fibulas Dredgers Splendor Feb 2007
30 Accrued Spinster Mussing Weened Stinters Popes Mar 2007
69 Static Minaret Traves Mar 2008
74 Slily May 2008
31 Injure Valley Dactylic Gummite Ensemble Okays Jun 2008

Album Releases


# Title Date
34 Panga Adept Jun 2005
20 Ligans Kainites Leech Nongays Zamarras Oblige Oct 2006
92 Tsktsks Jan 2008


northern ireland's worst





(OMFG THAT IS FUNNY)


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I'm in the band! *breaks out her platform lace up boots and glitter make-up* I can be glam right?

Of course, I would not expect it of anyone BUT you. *grins*

*Pokes at her glam soul and dies laughing*

*dies* I AM PROUD TO SOUND TERRIBLE!!

I KNOW.. AND MONKEY IS OUR SOUND DIRECTOR, SO SHE PROBABLY TUNES IN SEX NOISES IN THEMIDDLE OF CONCERTS!

Are you kidding? The lyrics will consist of nothing but various ways to say or allude to penis!

I would accept nothing less from you cap'n cock! *salutes*

teh_mina's manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.

That's disturbingly accurate.

Ahahaha I had to put you in my band, Mina. *grins*

I want me some sick groupies too! *pouts*

AND STOP TURNING ME DOWN YOU SOUND ENGINEER BASTARD XO

IF YOUR MUSIC PLAYING WASN'T COMPLETE SHITE WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT!

MY MUSIC IS TOO COMPLEX FOR YOUR EARS TO UNDERSTAND AND APPRECIATE!!

Take That oh my good... ROBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!! - my first love

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