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By limitedbythesky

Sea and Fire Stats

Formed: 28th June 2005
Split: 25th September 2009
Best Album: 'Panga Adept' 5/10 in the NME
Best Single: 'Machetes Mags' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 8th October 2005.)
Records Sold: 299,196 in total (156,304 albums, 142,892 singles).
Reputation: Regional
Groupies: siggy_warrit has some serious hygeine issues. Firstly their fingernails are as black as night. Secondly they smell like the combination of an open sewer and a variety of diseased zoo animals. sporflefruit is strangely fixated siggy_warrit.
OtherSea and Fire were denied access to perform 'Eiders Goodish Dattos' on BBC1's Top of the Pops in case it sparked a riot. It really was that bad

Sea and Fire Member Profiles


fennin sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten.


During live performances by the Sea and Fire, the sound engineer has to turn darknightrain down below the backing vocals to stop the group as a whole from surrounding overly horrendous.

sporflefruit insists on using their thumb instead of their fingers to hit frets, which means that they tweak out a startling 10 notes a minute.

teh_mina's manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.

mishakel7 posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them.

Single Releases

# Title Date
21 Garigue Sapotas Bunny Cagefuls Thermion Inherent Aug 2005
11 Machetes Mags Oct 2005
17 Rumoring Lifeways Nov 2005
18 Diethers Dec 2005
25 Eiders Goodish Dattos Nov 2006
35 Anes Dornock Fibulas Dredgers Splendor Feb 2007
30 Accrued Spinster Mussing Weened Stinters Popes Mar 2007
69 Static Minaret Traves Mar 2008
74 Slily May 2008
31 Injure Valley Dactylic Gummite Ensemble Okays Jun 2008

Album Releases

# Title Date
34 Panga Adept Jun 2005
20 Ligans Kainites Leech Nongays Zamarras Oblige Oct 2006
92 Tsktsks Jan 2008

northern ireland's worst

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