Jyuu (jyuufish) wrote,
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~Interviewed by zhoutaisdayoff

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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1.) If you woke up one morning and all of humanity was gone (poof, vanished), what would be your first reaction? What would you do?

Let me see.  Well my initial reaction would be, "Yay, one (500 billion+) less moronic idiot I have to worry about today.." Since humanity as a whole is a bane to my existance.  My opinion is one two many children have pee'd into the gene pool hence what we have right now.  So yes, a starting anew isn't too bad.

But then it would get a bit lonely.   Sure, I would have less time for real life distractions to take me away from my video game.  So I expect after the first month, I would get alot of video games played,  I would also get quite a few anime series watched.   However I would be left in a cliffhanger with the other series that had not ended yet. (You know, no people to work on it).   I'd probably get bored and then all but beg for the gods to send me back the pee infested gene pool.  Tainted water is better then no water I suppose.

But I'd still hate humanity.

2.) If you could re-write a movie script/re-direct a movie to make it better, what would it be?

There are so many movies that just sucked however I think I will be blasphemous and say "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban".  There was so much left out, so much put in that didn't need to be there and really with the cast, it should of been an all win situation.. but it wasn't.    Proving that just because it's Harry Potter, doesn't make it non-fallible.

3.) Is 42 the answer to the Ultimate Question?

According to the majority of people who list '42' when I ask for random numbers to do the daily number, I guess it's a resounding yes.  I'm thinking that it is 42 licks until the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.. hell that question bugs -everyone-.

4.) Does Diet Doctor Pepper really taste like regular Doctor Pepper?

I've never had Diet Doctor Pepper.  I figure that life is too short to start drinking diet drinks.   You're gonna go down anyways.. might as well dose yourself up with caffinated sugerated bliss before you do so.   Besides diet drinks are just everything that is wrong wtih our society today, along with Glamour/Cosmopolitan.

5.) If you started a rock band, what would it's name be? Would you be the lead singer? Or the drummer?

The name would be "Music for the Masses".  I think because I like that phrase alot.  It brings to mind automation and widespread public.   I would not be the lead singer or the drummer.  I would be the bass player.  Because the bass player gets all the chicks as evidenced by Duran Duran.    I would also use my bass playing powers to molest the lead singer with as well.  It's like having sex on stage.. but not really.
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