Jyuu (jyuufish) wrote,
Jyuu
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~SPORKS WITH THE MIGHT SPORK OF DOOM~

I just wanted to say that the people at the Rainbo Vac place.. exhibit cultish behaviors. What are they aspiring to do? Take over the world with their vacuums or convert people to the love that is Rainbo. ARGH. URGE. TO. KILL. RISING.

That makes me sad. Since I called in sick, this has been the 15th message on my cell phone.

I DO NOT WANT YOUR RAINBO VAC.. WE AS THE CIVILIZATION OF THE EARTH HAVE BEEN LIVING IN DIRT FOR AWHILE.. AND THEREFORE MY VACUUM IS GOOD ENOUGH, THE HEALTHY AIR WOULD KILL ME WITH THE STATE WE HUMANS LIVE IN CONSTANTLY.. DIRT EVERYWHERE!.. AND NEITHER DO I WANT TO SELL ONE OF THOSE SPAWNS OF LAVOS! I WOULD RATHER STICK A MACE UP MY ASS AND TWIST!

Bitches.
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