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~Further proof that Kuro and I are going to hell~



Deus Ex Mun: You have TEH MAD SKILLZ!
OneWingedHyu: And that is what I had in a nutshell.. before I decided to put down the article and work on something else..
Deus Ex Mun: Ooh, I like what you've got!! **grins**
OneWingedHyu: Once the intro is done, I am going to do the typical rating thing. "Storyline"/"Music"/"Game Play"/"Characters"/"Yaoi Fungus Factor"/
Deus Ex Mun: **hee's** ^_^ YAY! I think you've definitely got a good layout plan!
Deus Ex Mun: **dies** X_X I have -no- plan...
OneWingedHyu: *grins* Yes.. well you shall have a plan eventually. *glompies you*
OneWingedHyu: *gives you a priest outfit to dress up Sigurd in*
Deus Ex Mun: **snickers**
OneWingedHyu: And he can go around saying, "My Father, I have sinned.."
Deus Ex Mun: LMAO! Father Harcourt! **prods Sigurd and collapses laughing**
OneWingedHyu: *is so.. dying*
Deus Ex Mun: We are so going to hell and taking all the muses with us!
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: **twitches** **Thinks none of this is funny**// Oh, but it IS!
OneWingedHyu: Yes we are.. *heh's* But just as long as you are there.. hell will be a heaven
OneWingedHyu: *Dresses Citan up like an altar boy*
Deus Ex Mun: ^^ Too true, too true!!
OneWingedHyu: There definitely has to be a significant age different.. like Sigurd being 25 and Citan being 16 or something
Deus Ex Mun: Oh yes... **dies of joy**
OneWingedHyu: *squees hysterically*
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: Oh gods... O_o() **is so going to be a sinner**
Deus Ex Mun: That is just -too- amusing.
OneWingedHyu: Citan: *is humilatingly dressed up in white robes and made to be an alter boy at Sigurd's temple*
OneWingedHyu: *tongue in cheek*
OneWingedHyu: Citan can polish the sacred candlestick!!!
OneWingedHyu: *even more tongue in cheek*
Deus Ex Mun: **dies**
OneWingedHyu: Citan: You both -are- going to hell..
Deus Ex Mun: Yes, and Sigurd will have to -resist- temptation... **snerks** That won't last long.
Deus Ex Mun: And? **eyebrow raise at Citan**
OneWingedHyu: Citan: *bashes Kuro over the head with the sacred candlestick*
OneWingedHyu: OUCH POOR SIGURD
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: **Twitches... Passes out**
OneWingedHyu: Well at least Sigurd isn't talking any more.. -_-
Deus Ex Mun: ^^ Yes well... I can wake him up.. and then we can get even with them.
OneWingedHyu: *evil laughter* Even in pain he cannot have respite.
Deus Ex Mun: **looks at Citan, casually "accidentally" bumps him so he cannot help falling onto Sigurd**
OneWingedHyu: Citan: *gets bumped onto Sigurd and blinks*
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: **unconsious... groans and then wakes up** Mmh? Hyu?
OneWingedHyu: Citan: *looks down at Sigurd and forgets that Kuro bumped him there* Hmmmm.. *hip grinds*
OneWingedHyu: Damn it Citan is such a wanton slut..
Deus Ex Mun: **snickers** Yes, and he just -tries- to act unassuming to cover that fact.
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: **purrs** That's a nice wake-up call...
Deus Ex Mun: **swats Sigurd** You're supposed to be a holy man!!// Sigurd: You've got the wrong one of me. **points to Sigurd dressed in priests robes**// Oh...
OneWingedHyu: Citan: Mmmmmhmmm.. *places kisses against Sigurd's lips* // *Meanwhile Citan dressed in white robes is sitting there all primly and properly*
OneWingedHyu: You are so going to hell Father Harcourt.. for lusting after your own altar boy..
Deus Ex Mun: Father Harcourt: **locks self in the confessional**
OneWingedHyu: Where he's probably masturbating. *snerks*
Deus Ex Mun: ^^ Pictureing him in priests robes... ROWR... **dies laughing** but it's hilarious all at the same time. And yes, he is! **points at the screen displaying what is being recorded on hidden camera**
Deus Ex Mun: **Grins** I have him under constant monitoring. **snickers**
OneWingedHyu: oooh.. *peeks over shoulder to peer at the screen* Oooh damn.. // Altar Boy Citan: *goes into the other side of the screen and steps inside before murmuring* Father I have a confession to make...
OneWingedHyu: (*falls over*)
OneWingedHyu: *falls over even* *kicks mun bubbles*
Deus Ex Mun: **dies laughing**//Father Harcourt: **chokes and tries to sound like he wasn't just masturbating** Yes, child of God?
Deus Ex Mun: XDD
OneWingedHyu: Altar Boy Citan: I have been having.. very sinful thoughts, my Father. *flushes embarassedly* I feel that I should repent of them...
OneWingedHyu: *thinks that now I need to download "Father Figure" by George Michael*
OneWingedHyu: Because that song -just- popped itno my head...
Deus Ex Mun: Oh god.. and all I can think of is this song about priests molesting altar boys that my friend D-fox played for me. **Keels over laughing**
OneWingedHyu: Oh dear.. *snickers*
Deus Ex Mun: Father Harcourt: **nods** Hmm, yes... Confess and you shall be forgiven by the blessings of the Lord.
Deus Ex Mun: **snickers** Sigurd just wants to hear Altar Boy Citan's dirty thoughts!!
OneWingedHyu: Altar Boy Citan: I have been having sinful thoughts about someone here in this temple and I know they are wrong but I have them anyways and I cannot stop having them. I think about what it would be like to be -touched- by him and kissed by him, and.. *and then his voice cracks so cutely* And fornicated by him.. and I am have been very naughty father. Do you think that the Lord shall forgive me.. and take those thoughts away?
OneWingedHyu: *snickers* Oh dear.. I love doing this to Sigurd
Deus Ex Mun: I KNOW! **falls over** I am just -grinning- waaaay to much over this.
Deus Ex Mun: Father Harcourt: **quirks an eyebrow and listens intently...** Oh dear.. that is quite severe. However, -if- you atone enough then you might be free of such things. It is difficult to break free of the grips of such sin. **tries to not visualize doing such things to Altar Boy Citan**
OneWingedHyu: Altar Boy Citan: And how must I atone, dear Father? *says this very properly* Perhaps you may show me the way in which I may go
OneWingedHyu: *is having too much fun with this too.. considering "Small of Two Pieces" just came on
Deus Ex Mun: **LMAO!!!**
OneWingedHyu: Yes.. hellbound is our destination
OneWingedHyu: *snickers hysterically*
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: **considers** You must... give fifty Hail Nisan's and then come to my chambers this evening after dark...
Deus Ex Mun: ^^ Oh yes... **cracks up**
OneWingedHyu: *LMAO*
OneWingedHyu: Mmmm Penance...
Deus Ex Mun: Oh yes... **snerks**
Deus Ex Mun: ((You can tell I get too amused when I -repeat- phrases))
OneWingedHyu: Altar Boy Citan: I shall endeavor to do what you say. *exits the confessional saying those 50 hail Nisans all through his altar duties...*
OneWingedHyu: (*Giggles* Ooooooooooooooooooooh.. this is fun)
Deus Ex Mun: You have TEH MAD SKILLZ!
OneWingedHyu: And that is what I had in a nutshell.. before I decided to put down the article and work on something else..
Deus Ex Mun: Ooh, I like what you've got!! **grins**
OneWingedHyu: Once the intro is done, I am going to do the typical rating thing. "Storyline"/"Music"/"Game Play"/"Characters"/"Yaoi Fungus Factor"/
Deus Ex Mun: **hee's** ^_^ YAY! I think you've definitely got a good layout plan!
Deus Ex Mun: **dies** X_X I have -no- plan...
OneWingedHyu: *grins* Yes.. well you shall have a plan eventually. *glompies you*
OneWingedHyu: *gives you a priest outfit to dress up Sigurd in*
Deus Ex Mun: **snickers**
OneWingedHyu: And he can go around saying, "My Father, I have sinned.."
Deus Ex Mun: LMAO! Father Harcourt! **prods Sigurd and collapses laughing**
OneWingedHyu: *is so.. dying*
Deus Ex Mun: We are so going to hell and taking all the muses with us!
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: **twitches** **Thinks none of this is funny**// Oh, but it IS!
OneWingedHyu: Yes we are.. *heh's* But just as long as you are there.. hell will be a heaven
OneWingedHyu: *Dresses Citan up like an altar boy*
Deus Ex Mun: ^^ Too true, too true!!
OneWingedHyu: There definitely has to be a significant age different.. like Sigurd being 25 and Citan being 16 or something
Deus Ex Mun: Oh yes... **dies of joy**
OneWingedHyu: *squees hysterically*
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: Oh gods... O_o() **is so going to be a sinner**
Deus Ex Mun: That is just -too- amusing.
OneWingedHyu: Citan: *is humilatingly dressed up in white robes and made to be an alter boy at Sigurd's temple*
OneWingedHyu: *tongue in cheek*
OneWingedHyu: Citan can polish the sacred candlestick!!!
OneWingedHyu: *even more tongue in cheek*
Deus Ex Mun: **dies**
OneWingedHyu: Citan: You both -are- going to hell..
Deus Ex Mun: Yes, and Sigurd will have to -resist- temptation... **snerks** That won't last long.
Deus Ex Mun: And? **eyebrow raise at Citan**
OneWingedHyu: Citan: *bashes Kuro over the head with the sacred candlestick*
OneWingedHyu: OUCH POOR SIGURD
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: **Twitches... Passes out**
OneWingedHyu: Well at least Sigurd isn't talking any more.. -_-
Deus Ex Mun: ^^ Yes well... I can wake him up.. and then we can get even with them.
OneWingedHyu: *evil laughter* Even in pain he cannot have respite.
Deus Ex Mun: **looks at Citan, casually "accidentally" bumps him so he cannot help falling onto Sigurd**
OneWingedHyu: Citan: *gets bumped onto Sigurd and blinks*
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: **unconsious... groans and then wakes up** Mmh? Hyu?
OneWingedHyu: Citan: *looks down at Sigurd and forgets that Kuro bumped him there* Hmmmm.. *hip grinds*
OneWingedHyu: Damn it Citan is such a wanton slut..
Deus Ex Mun: **snickers** Yes, and he just -tries- to act unassuming to cover that fact.
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: **purrs** That's a nice wake-up call...
Deus Ex Mun: **swats Sigurd** You're supposed to be a holy man!!// Sigurd: You've got the wrong one of me. **points to Sigurd dressed in priests robes**// Oh...
OneWingedHyu: Citan: Mmmmmhmmm.. *places kisses against Sigurd's lips* // *Meanwhile Citan dressed in white robes is sitting there all primly and properly*
OneWingedHyu: You are so going to hell Father Harcourt.. for lusting after your own altar boy..
Deus Ex Mun: Father Harcourt: **locks self in the confessional**
OneWingedHyu: Where he's probably masturbating. *snerks*
Deus Ex Mun: ^^ Pictureing him in priests robes... ROWR... **dies laughing** but it's hilarious all at the same time. And yes, he is! **points at the screen displaying what is being recorded on hidden camera**
Deus Ex Mun: **Grins** I have him under constant monitoring. **snickers**
OneWingedHyu: oooh.. *peeks over shoulder to peer at the screen* Oooh damn.. // Altar Boy Citan: *goes into the other side of the screen and steps inside before murmuring* Father I have a confession to make...
OneWingedHyu: (*falls over*)
OneWingedHyu: *falls over even* *kicks mun bubbles*
Deus Ex Mun: **dies laughing**//Father Harcourt: **chokes and tries to sound like he wasn't just masturbating** Yes, child of God?
Deus Ex Mun: XDD
OneWingedHyu: Altar Boy Citan: I have been having.. very sinful thoughts, my Father. *flushes embarassedly* I feel that I should repent of them...
OneWingedHyu: *thinks that now I need to download "Father Figure" by George Michael*
OneWingedHyu: Because that song -just- popped itno my head...
Deus Ex Mun: Oh god.. and all I can think of is this song about priests molesting altar boys that my friend D-fox played for me. **Keels over laughing**
OneWingedHyu: Oh dear.. *snickers*
Deus Ex Mun: Father Harcourt: **nods** Hmm, yes... Confess and you shall be forgiven by the blessings of the Lord.
Deus Ex Mun: **snickers** Sigurd just wants to hear Altar Boy Citan's dirty thoughts!!
OneWingedHyu: Altar Boy Citan: I have been having sinful thoughts about someone here in this temple and I know they are wrong but I have them anyways and I cannot stop having them. I think about what it would be like to be -touched- by him and kissed by him, and.. *and then his voice cracks so cutely* And fornicated by him.. and I am have been very naughty father. Do you think that the Lord shall forgive me.. and take those thoughts away?
OneWingedHyu: *snickers* Oh dear.. I love doing this to Sigurd
Deus Ex Mun: I KNOW! **falls over** I am just -grinning- waaaay to much over this.
Deus Ex Mun: Father Harcourt: **quirks an eyebrow and listens intently...** Oh dear.. that is quite severe. However, -if- you atone enough then you might be free of such things. It is difficult to break free of the grips of such sin. **tries to not visualize doing such things to Altar Boy Citan**
OneWingedHyu: Altar Boy Citan: And how must I atone, dear Father? *says this very properly* Perhaps you may show me the way in which I may go
OneWingedHyu: *is having too much fun with this too.. considering "Small of Two Pieces" just came on
Deus Ex Mun: **LMAO!!!**
OneWingedHyu: Yes.. hellbound is our destination
OneWingedHyu: *snickers hysterically*
Deus Ex Mun: Sigurd: **considers** You must... give fifty Hail Nisan's and then come to my chambers this evening after dark...
Deus Ex Mun: ^^ Oh yes... **cracks up**
OneWingedHyu: *LMAO*
OneWingedHyu: Mmmm Penance...
Deus Ex Mun: Oh yes... **snerks**
Deus Ex Mun: ((You can tell I get too amused when I -repeat- phrases))
OneWingedHyu: Altar Boy Citan: I shall endeavor to do what you say. *exits the confessional saying those 50 hail Nisans all through his altar duties...*
OneWingedHyu: (*Giggles* Ooooooooooooooooooooh.. this is fun)
Deus Ex Mun: Father Harcourt: **Keeps his mind on his tasks for the day, fearing that if he lets his thoughts linger on the beautiful altar boy too long he should have to lock himself in the confessional again**
OneWingedHyu: (Back to Father Harcourt.. you are so going to hell Father Sigurd)
Deus Ex Mun: (( He does! **Heh's** It's all teh celebacy getting to him))
Deus Ex Mun: ((Father Sigurd: I shall not... **repents**// He does not! **rolls her eyes**))
OneWingedHyu: Altar Boy Citan: *does his chores for the day and then returns home, finally after having dinner with his family, he then gets dressed up in his robes and walks calmly toward the Temple to do the penance that Father Harcourt no doubt has for him*

~Want more.. tune in for the next part.~ *EVIL LAUGHTER HERE*

Notice which song is playing.. I'd say it's apt
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