February 8th, 2006

Zoicite☆For all I carry are murdered

~Freedom costs a buck o'five...~

Dear Airman Driver on Airbase Rd,

Yes, I will concede that you must indeed have a BIG COCK to be driving that red sportscar.  However despite your cocksize, I would appreciate it that you USED YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL when cutting in front of me so that I do not feel the need to rip said BIG COCK off your FUCKING BODY and put it in my Soylent System(tm).

No love,

-The person who will next time poison your food when you come in to Pizza Etc,
Hyu (who coincidentally has a bigger cock then you probably) :)<3
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