It is a good thing that I find satire so bloody amusing.
On a lesser note Kitten Hyuga has learned to crawl into my lap and is right now snuggled up there quite securely. There is something infinitely secure about having a kitten to cuddle. Pets soothe one's soul and it is a known fact that blood pressure and the whatnot go down just from their presence.
Oh yes, I love Nila Wafers. *ahees*