That is what you get when you add a scorpio ascendant to a taurus moon, bad things happen when things involving sleep are messed with.
At the very least, now I have funnel cakes to look forward to, all because of Kentucky's "Hillybilly Days". Yes, such an event exists and people come from miles away, I can tell that everyone within four counties are here eating deep fried oreos and chocolate covered bacon.
Also, potty-training is so exciting, you wouldn't imagine how exciting it is, especially when Midori clasps her hands together and goes "I'm a big girl!", because yes, she is.