Oh wow.. what wouldn't she say to me?
If she's hungry then it would be "Where's my food, pathetic human" and she gives me the 'rape-face' to accentuate this.
If Shu is sitting anywhere near me then it is the 'you are mine, human.. and don't forget this'.
If I pick her up and cuddle her, she'd say "I will cut you in your sleep, human".
My cat is possessive, she is mean, she looks like she may claw one's throat out, but conversely she is very loveable. I think that she's sweeter then she really lets on to being.