- My my Doctor Umeda.. what kind of Health Center are -you- running?
- "Ummm what? Can't you see I'm -busy- here?"
| - (Hyu comment: look at the MUSCLES on him..) / "Can you believe this is the body of someone who thinks that sports are not necessary? I know, I'm just naturally hot."
- *pan to Mizuki's faec* "Sensei.. you and the taekwondo captain.. omg"
- "So you think that I'd waste my time getting busy in my school -office-?"
- "Your stereotyping of gays make me throw up in my mouth just a little bit."
- *Wipes all of that alleged 'man butter' off his arms*
- *So no seriously, it's not what your overactive fangirl imagination thinks, Mizuki."
- "If given a chance to -hit- that..."
- "I think I'd pass..."
- "He would break me in half..."
- "Nevermind the fact that I could take out small armies with the weapons that are my arms"
- "But it -is- a nice view before I've had my coffee"
| | - (Hyu: I love it when he smiles.. seriously)
- "Don't be so scared of what men can do to each other.."
- "Believe me, it'd involve quite a bit less clothing."
| - *insert rather amused schoolboyish grin here*
- "So now.. what do you want.. make it quick, preferrably before my nails dry"
- "And on this ending note.. can someone tell me why I'm holding an economy size box of tampons?"
Next time on UmedaKimi: Molested by the school doctor pt 2.. /or/ Why, sports massage is the BEST