Everyone's favorite gay doctor FOR THE WIN!
- Umeda/CoffeeCup = True OTP of the series
- "A pity, I thought my sister had eaten you back there at the villa"
- "Well then, I am so carrying on away from this discussion.."
- "lalalal gay porn makes the mental anguish go away.."
- "Do you want coffee -on- you?"
- "Fail...."
- "It's neither here or there if you dress up as a girl in the Osaka Gakuen Festival.. I mean really you -are- a girl.."
- "But Sensei! I need your help!"
- "There is not enough money in the world to help you.. so run along little girl"
- "Oh god, the wicked witch of the west is here..."
- "Will you stop doing your lesbian shit in my office, it's disgusting..." (Note: TEEHEE RETURN OF THE HUMPING ZEBRA!)
- "Hokuto! You could at least be HAPPY to see your beloved older sister!"
- "Oh yes, so very thrilling..."
- "Hokuto.. I can -still- pull your hair, I'm not above that" // "Do me a favor and melt for a goddamn change.."
- "Don't tell anyone but it's me and mom's fault that Hokuto is gay.. we dressed him up in girl clothes"
- "... I don't think I can let you leave here alive for knowing that, Mizuki.."
- "Oh Hokuto liked it.. see how he's fond of the colour pink?"
- "I look better in pink then you do.."
- "But I know we can't all be perfect..."
- "Not like me.. but that is neither here or there.."
- "So bring it Io.. just bring it."
- "Hokuto, it's been -brought-"
- Umeda = 0 / Io = 1 
- "I don't like being touched by woman, Io.. she's clearly an alien."
= Umeda = 0 / Io = 2
= "What the fuck was that for, you whore?"
= "That is because you haven't learned your place yet, Hoku-baby
= Match | Umeda = fail / Io = Win!-- The following bears no relevance except for Umeda with a NAIL FILE *always knew he was vain* --
- "Ah, so nice to have you carried in and not barge in like a raging lunatic."
- "Now to attend to my perfectly fabulous nails"
- "Lala.. I don't hear you.. I'm in happy shiny manicured nail land"
- "If I could have gay homosexual sex with my nails.. I would"
- "So perfect..."
- "Though you know.. when you were decked, your two boyfriends carried you back.. "
- "After that, everyone went beserk.. every guy of dorm 2 in that event suddenly went wild and attacked the opposite team.."
- "I never knew teenage guys could be so vicious.."
- "All that toppling over each other.. and rolling around.."
- *Umeda has just hit happy-imaginings land and LIEKS what he sees*Next time on UmedaKimi. Oh I don't know.. hopefully this is the episode where he skulks around in bushes spying on his nephew! BUT WE SHALL SEE!
