Jyuu (jyuufish) wrote,
Jyuu
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~Mwhahahahas~

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a military general. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?


Stage Two
Next, you must poison that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your armageddon clock, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.


MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUZZY BUNNIES!

*squees*
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