What would I do if you were not the inspiration for such icons as the following..?
Yeah, you are cute... really cute. Now stop being so embittered and start keeping Lolipops in your office.
Dear Nuisance #10,
I do not keep lolipops in my office because I do not want Nuisance #1 to show up. STFUKTHXBAI
Umeda thinks that "No-Pants Time" should be outlawed.