Zoicite☆For all I carry are murdered

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Writer's Block: Pet talk
Zoicite☆For all I carry are murdered
jyuufish
If your pet could talk, what is the first thing s/he would say to you?


Oh wow.. what wouldn't she say to me?

If she's hungry then it would be "Where's my food, pathetic human" and she gives me the 'rape-face' to accentuate this.

If Shu is sitting anywhere near me then it is the 'you are mine, human.. and don't forget this'.

If I pick her up and cuddle her, she'd say "I will cut you in your sleep, human".

My cat is possessive, she is mean, she looks like she may claw one's throat out, but conversely she is very loveable. I think that she's sweeter then she really lets on to being.

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Yeah, she's definitely a tsundere.. so is her girlfriend kitty, who is also tsundere.. or maybe she's yandere, I don't know.

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Lol, my cat would probably be pretty much the same. It seems like her whole life revolves around food, with the occassional scritches and "emergency boobs" from her human (read: me). XD

Now I should do this about Prim, because I'm sure she would have interesting things to say.

Hehe, this makes me wonder what my two cats would say if they could talk. I imagine there'd be some weird dialogue between the two of them at times, lolz. XD ♥

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